Vape Pen Looks Like A Goddamn Atomic Bomb Blowing Up In This Guy's Pocket

I’m not a vape guy. The couple of times that I’ve done it all it did was leave me with a horrible headache and a floating feeling. It wasn’t great. I felt cool blowing out a ton of smoke though because smoking will never not look cool. That’s just a fact of life. There’s a reason people actively give themselves lung cancer and it’s because smoking makes you look like a total badass.  Anyway. I know some of the Barstool guys are vape guys and now I’m just really concerned for their safety and well being. Did you see that fucking explosion? That was no joke. It wasn’t like a puff of smoke and it was over. That was a full blown bomb going off in that guy’s pocket. He didn’t know what the fuck to do once the sparks started to fly. Also, that’s a tough scar to explain to your next sexual partner. “Oh my gosh. How did you get that huge burn mark on your leg? House fire? Saving kittens and a baby?” “Nope. Vape pen blew up in my pocket.” Clutch.